We would have to call it a cruise. Speaking of sail, I used to do a lot when i was a kid. I wonder if it’s like riding a bike. Yes i would enjoy it with you as well. Lots of stories.
Yes, a cruise. Sounds far more suited for our umbrella drinks anyway. My guess is that sailing is like riding a bike. My best friends have a Catalina 22 that they race here in Clear Lake. He grew up in NH and Mass., and says there is nothing better than sailing. Sideways on a boat is terrifyingly intense and addictive. I enjoy puttering about, as well.
Thank you, Poet. ♡ No, my dear, *giggle* this is not Kansas….*laughing so much* you should know better. Are your eyes even open? Come closer… *wink* How am I? I’m as happy as I’ve ever been, actually. And you? ….what did I do to deserve this brutal teasing, Cowboy? I’ve never had a sip of ensure! Quit trying to force it down my throat, you know I don’t like that! *smirk* Do you drink your Ensure? We need you strong. *steals your hat and puts it on* Hey, Darlin’!
Now ain’t you about the cutest thing I’ve seen since I encountered that skunk back aways *smirks* I am doing much better today.Thanks for asking. Learning how to belly dance from a rattlesnake. Reason why I do indeed drink Ensure. Of course, I knew it would help me catch you *chuckles* Be very careful with my hat darlin’, cause it’s a part of me. *Pulls funnel out of your mouth* Good girl! See how strong I am??? *wink* Must have had something in my eye besides you
*shy eyes* I am cute like a skunk, I know. I smell amazing, too. *attempts reverse psychology* Did you encounter a rattlesnake today, Jay?? I’ll be careful with your hat, don’t you worry. Wait? Are you calling me a rattlesnake?….*hisssssssss* Wow. Gulp. You are strong! *laughing so much* A funnel!…Jay! *licks her lips* Ensure, isn’t so bad after all. Kinda, creamy. *shines* Very sweet. Yeah, you have a twinkle in your eye. Saw it glowing.
Writes mental note to self *wear sunglasses* Psychology? Let me lay down and get comfortable. This might take awhile. Rest assured, you’ll need more Ensure, especially after listening to all my built emotions *winks*
Oldest Daughter & Red Headed Sister 
Mondays should always be left far, far behind!
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Hi, Claire. Yes, exactly!! Thanks for agreeing. Welcome, I’m Audrey. Great to meet you.
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Lovely Haiku. Would like to be on a boat right now.
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Thank you, John. Me, too. Let’s go! You drive.
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I think a nice Bertram 31 foot twin diesel cruiser would do the trick.
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Okay, I looked it up. Nice! Sounds perfect.
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I almost bought one and then remembered the story of only two good days of boat ownership. 1. When the boat was bought. 2. When the boat was sold
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Yes, don’t bother buying a boat. They take over your life. Giggle.
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Okay
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Or do…and we can laugh over how often it isn’t in the water. They truly are fun and I’d enjoy a sail about with you.
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We would have to call it a cruise. Speaking of sail, I used to do a lot when i was a kid. I wonder if it’s like riding a bike. Yes i would enjoy it with you as well. Lots of stories.
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Yes, a cruise. Sounds far more suited for our umbrella drinks anyway. My guess is that sailing is like riding a bike. My best friends have a Catalina 22 that they race here in Clear Lake. He grew up in NH and Mass., and says there is nothing better than sailing. Sideways on a boat is terrifyingly intense and addictive. I enjoy puttering about, as well.
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I was a fill in crew member on a Lake Erie race. They called us dead meat since our only job was as ballast
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Yeah, I’m fairly good at that myself.
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Oooh, I like the sound of this one!
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Hi, Jay. Thank you so much!
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I am NOT a water person, but I think I might enjoy being ON the water! Looks very peaceful out there!
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Yes, being on the water is wonderful. I love both. Very much. Such a peaceful afternoon. Hot in Texas, Debbie, tis official!! 🙂
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Dynamic view
Is this Kansas?, not sure
How are you?
Still drinking the hard stuff, Ensure?
*tips hat* Howdy Ma’am
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Thank you, Poet. ♡ No, my dear, *giggle* this is not Kansas….*laughing so much* you should know better. Are your eyes even open? Come closer… *wink* How am I? I’m as happy as I’ve ever been, actually. And you? ….what did I do to deserve this brutal teasing, Cowboy? I’ve never had a sip of ensure! Quit trying to force it down my throat, you know I don’t like that! *smirk* Do you drink your Ensure? We need you strong. *steals your hat and puts it on* Hey, Darlin’!
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Now ain’t you about the cutest thing I’ve seen since I encountered that skunk back aways *smirks* I am doing much better today.Thanks for asking. Learning how to belly dance from a rattlesnake. Reason why I do indeed drink Ensure. Of course, I knew it would help me catch you *chuckles* Be very careful with my hat darlin’, cause it’s a part of me. *Pulls funnel out of your mouth* Good girl! See how strong I am??? *wink* Must have had something in my eye besides you
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*shy eyes* I am cute like a skunk, I know. I smell amazing, too. *attempts reverse psychology* Did you encounter a rattlesnake today, Jay?? I’ll be careful with your hat, don’t you worry. Wait? Are you calling me a rattlesnake?….*hisssssssss* Wow. Gulp. You are strong! *laughing so much* A funnel!…Jay! *licks her lips* Ensure, isn’t so bad after all. Kinda, creamy. *shines* Very sweet. Yeah, you have a twinkle in your eye. Saw it glowing.
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Writes mental note to self *wear sunglasses* Psychology? Let me lay down and get comfortable. This might take awhile. Rest assured, you’ll need more Ensure, especially after listening to all my built emotions *winks*
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*shuts the door* Cowboys don’t normally want to chat about their emotions. *puts on her thinking glasses*
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Oops! Did I say emotions? *think hard*
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You did! Too late now. Spill it, Cowboy. *winks*
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Here? You do know we are among writers,poets and photographers.
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Yeah, you’re correct. Pack it up, we’re headed outside. *smiles*
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Be there in a second *tells Jake goodbye*
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Hey! I’m jealous of Jake. It is official.
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You coming? *outside*
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*throws her glasses* I’m coming!!
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To leave your worries behind and look forward to sailing on the calming seas.
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Yes, ahhhhhhh, exactly. ♡♡♡
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Don’t leave it behind for too long!
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Hey, Ben! Thanks!
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You’re welcome!
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xx
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tuesday holds
a life
yet uncharted
Lovely poem! Sounds like they’re hightailing it out of there.
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Lovely, Luke. I like the idea of looking ahead. Perfect. Sure seems like they have somewhere to be, I’d say. 🙂
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They’re going to catch some fish. That’s a beautiful picture.
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No, they are going to race some fish! Thank you, Duke.
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*laughs* Racing! Now…that’s something I’d do.
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Yes, well, it is fun! Very invigorating.
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I love this …….. I wrote about a similar subject! ❤
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Thanks, Willow!! I will be over to read as soon as I catch up on my comments. ♡♡♡♡
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