Hey ditty ditty
Auddie went into the city
To see if Dr. Cutie
Could heal her throat
A shot she would need
Bend over, if you please
Revealed her hip bone, shyly
Hey watch it, Dr. Cutie
That’s my entire bootie!
His red beard seemed blushing
Aud figured he was paid handsomely
Another day at the office for Doc
Another shy girl left blushing
Oldest Daughter & Red Headed Sister 
I think Dr Ditty enjoys his job a little too much!
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Maybe so, but the shot helped. Strep is a horrible beast. xxx
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Well thanks for the warning. I am not taking my daughter to him.
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This was just one impression. I’m sure he’s a great guy.
Have a great afternoon, Carl. I’m so glad you stopped by.
~Audrey
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Funny…he does this everyday…second nature, but for us it can be so traumatic.
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I know. It’s not a big deal at all for them. And this red head can still feel the prick of the needle. My sister says red heads are pain in the butt patients. I think she may be right.
You health care providers have seen it all. I tell my sister all the time, isn’t seeing “whatever” gross. She’s like heck no, I want see everything gross out there. Blach! Yick! I can pop someone’s pimple…but I don’t want to see a skin boil explode..she does.
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The first time I saw abdominal surgery in progress it blew my mind. I had always seen this delicate process on TV, NO? They were brutal. Scared me.
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I have no doubt…none.
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That was a really funny poem. Shots in the booty are never fun. Also an odd place to do it since one has to sit down to drive home.
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Thanks! A little TMI, but I found it funny. Yes, it hurt, too! So much for modesty, I guess. Then I had to sit in the waiting room to make sure I wasn’t allergic, as I’d never had a shot there before. I’m such a baby. 😀
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They should continue giving lollipops to adults after a shot. Either that or a coupon for food at a local restaurant.
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Yeah! I’d take free chips and salsa with my tequila any day! Now I want chips and salsa and I can’t eat that rough stuff yet. Guess it’s just tequila for now.
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Now I want tequila.
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It’s too soon, isn’t it? …..
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5 PM somewhere out there.
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😀 Ahhh, yes I knew I liked you.
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😆 Love the rhyming…but is the doctor…being rather bad?
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I think so, wicked, actually. Shocking! Wouldn’t you say?
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He needed katana treatment.
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Yes! Without a doubt! Especially since it is rather sore now. The katana will show him sore!
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Yes, it will! too bad i wasn’t there to help out!
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Important work for the katana! I know! I needed help.
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