I’m an intelligent woman. I haven’t a degree in Information Technology, nor do I want one, but I have received an honorary degree from Cyberspace this past year. Okay, that’s a lie. Bold faced lie, but I should have received one. I’m pretty impressed with my abilities to rock some of this ITGeek stuff all by myself. (Yes, I made up a name. I like the name. Geek’s are awesome.) *flexing her muscles* I’m currently swooning over those with a bit more IT ability than I. ITGeekDates.net may not be a website yet, but I’m willing to create it. No, I’m not. Another lie. Worse than the last one. Can you imagine the drinking involved if I tried to do that? Seriously…
I just want to be able to manage this website, I so eagerly pay for each year, without becoming a complete and utter drunk. Seriously, I just want to write. I don’t want to sit here for days (okay maybe hours, probably minutes, before beginning this post) trying to figure out why WordPress is attaching any ol’ picture it wants onto my poem and shooting it on over to my Google+ profile. Honestly, it’s been about two hours. Sad, I know. Miserably, challenged in a few areas. This should and sounds like an easy fix.
Now, as much as I enjoyed receiving the Miracle Blogger Award, somehow it doesn’t send the right message when attached to a lost love poem. Ahhhh!!!! I don’t want white or gray hairs on my head and I’ve gotten a few by clicking buttons this evening.
I have this pain in my right temple and tequila isn’t helping it one bit. Anyway, if you don’t hear from me tomorrow it’s because I’ve passed out on my laptop, my phone or on my desk in front of the Apple. Don’t laugh if the lime juice has attached the lime slice to my cheek. Kindly, shake my shoulder and move along. Thanks.
Gotta run, my glass is empty and I’m headed back to the WordPress Help Center. I cannot promise that I won’t start hitting on people, if I don’t get this figured out soon. 🙂
Aww, you poor thing Audrey! Did you get it sorted in the end?
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I heard back from them…not much I can do about it. Oh well… 🙂
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Bummer 😦
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Oh well…made a few of us laugh along the way, Heather. No biggie.
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I can go break some people’s legs if you like, I’m good at that! 🙂
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Giggle. My Hero! When I have more than 2 google followers I may take you up on that, my friend!! ♡♡
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No worries, I am here if you need me! 🙂
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I know exactly how you feel!
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Haha. I’m sorry…stinks, doesn’t it?
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Now that there is a funny poem 🙂
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Hahahaha!!! I can almost hear you laughing at me, Mister! T’isn’t a poem…it is called a rant, Dear. 😉 What a mess…
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🙂 This was a surprise to find a rant ~ but it was still eloquent 🙂
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Yes, I do love how you find a lady drowning in tequila eloquent. Haha. I like that you find me funny, as well. 🙂
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Hit the back arrow. Try again. Hit the back arrow. Try again. Drink. Eat the lime. Suck a lemon. Curse Word Press. Hit the back arrow. I am no help. Drink a beer. Maybe I am of some help, Red.
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Hahaha! You are always helpful. You’ll get me drunk, for sure, if nothing else, Chum. What a mess. Oh well…
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WP is like a drunken uncle. Makes a mess, but yo can’t ask him to leave.
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Yes, yes it is, John. LOL
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So true about the geek stuff. I can’t believe what I’ve had to figure out just to be a writer. Yikes!
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I know!! I find it important, but also very frustrating.
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*laughs* You should write humor stuff! See how you lie? Like the professor. Do you suppose you should drop a bomb on WP?
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*giggle* Yeah, well, I do, sometimes. I’ve been told I should by loads of friends. It seems only serious comes out around here, but I’ll try to do more. Haha! I do lie…like you, Duke! I’ve sent in a request to have them answer my question. I’m headed to mix the essentials right now…
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You should! Only if you want. Your poetry is awesome as it is. Hmm…mix the essentials?
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Problem is…the poetry gets a better response and makes me work harder to be better. When you meet me in person and I get a laugh out of you, well, same thing happens. I don’t give up. T’is why I worry about my book. I fear it won’t be what people expect. Here they expect poetry, in person they expect funny and I’m both…to some degree. Someone will be disappointed…which happens no matter what, I know. See, I’m rediculous. Pay no mind. Thank you for saying my poetry is awesome, Duke. You push me to be better. You have from the beginning. Yes, the bombing WP essentials. *wicked sparkle*
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I do see what you mean, but…the professor does think your book will be good. I mean, it is the same person writing it. Of course it will be different from what you normally do! And that’s fine. You know, Audith, if you want, you could start writing little excerpts and short stories for the blog. That might help. I don’t know. Just a professorish suggestion!
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A good idea, and at some point, I will.
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Yes, many blogger already switched away from WP due to its ongoing changes towards the bad …
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Yeah, well, I’ll see if I get any feedback from those in charge. Thanks.
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Keeping my fingers crossed! 🙂
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Thanks! 🙂
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I’ve got the same problem. It was putting a picture from my sidebar on Facebook. Its a pain in the are, I’ve not even tried to google it yet lol
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LOL I’ve decided to wait it out a bit…what a nightmare to try and solve. I’ve also decided that I must not care enough to dig much deeper into solving the problem. Blah!!!
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Lol – Interesting – you made it informative!!
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Thank you 🙂 One has to be able to laugh when annoyed, I think. 🙂
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Where’s my monty python money tree? Did you see it around here? 🙂
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Hey, I took it back to your place. Relax, Buddy. 😉 ….you’re no help either. Good thing you’re funny. 🙂
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haha 😉
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You pay to blog on WordPress? Why???
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Because I like to throw money away… 😉
I pay them to stay away from my name.
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Oh. I like it being free. 🙂
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Nothing wrong with free or having wordpress in your blog address.
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Exactly. Can’t lose money blogging!
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That’s what I thought, it’s worth every copper penny.
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How much does it cost you per year?
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Less than $25.
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I see.
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I didn’t pay for someone’s theme, let’s not get crazy. Just wanted WordPress off my name. Not that they aren’t great. I just wanted to make it easier for friends to find me, because some of them have very little attention spans. Bless’em. 🙂
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It makes sense.
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Okay. Glad you don’t think I’m wasting my money. I could blow $25 on a bad meal. I feel pretty good about using it this way.
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Not at all. I was just wondering how much it cost. I know they make you buy the site if you want to run ads…
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Ahh, well, one thing at a time. I can’t even get this mess figured out. Ads…sound like war games and I stink at Battleship.
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I inquired about ads once, but I decided not to do it because I didn’t want to pay for the site. Half a million view later, I realize I would’ve made some cash by now. Oh well. The blog is for fun, not for profit. 🙂
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I have a feeling that cash will be coming back around soon enough, Austin. You’ve been busy writing and it’ll pay off. I have no doubt.
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Thank you for the supportive words!
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You’re welcome
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So that’s what that green stuff is. Good luck. 🙂
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You, hush! Smarty pants.. thanks. 🙂
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I’m wishing you luck and feeling very strangely as I do it……. slowly backing away……….
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Well, thanks a lot, Terry. 🙂 I need a lot of luck… Chicken. 😉
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